I finally figured out why I hate the bathroom hand blowers. It stems from my unfathomably complex desire to be lazy. I pretty much only use my intellect and powers of deductive reasoning to further my quest to be the laziest person in the world. So how is wiping your hands with a paper towel lazier than having a machine do it for you? Multitasking! Thats how!
Some say multi-tasking will never be faster than single-tasking, and then single-tasking again. Say the alphabet from A-J, and then count from 1-10. It will assuredly be faster than alternately reciting the digits, A-1, B-2, etc... Its a logical argument, but it doesn't apply in this situation.
The fastest way to exit a bathroom with dry hands is to walk out while drying your hands, and you can't do that with any kind of stationary blower.
