I once listened to radio static for a good ten minutes because I thought it was a piece of new music.  Let me tell you, it was the most interesting radio static I have ever heard.  It wasnt repetitious at all, through-composed probably.  I wonder what was causing the static to be so virulent.  "What was the motivation behind such fierce energy?" I mulled, and mulled again.  After about the 10th minute or so, I became suspisious.  I eventually flipped the station.
    Today I reminisced to that day long ago.  There could be a chance that it wasnt static, and it was some sort of Cage-ian revival.  Or maybe even an Andy Kauffman tribute drawn out to considerable length.  We'll never really know the whole story.  Damn my impatience.